Latest English Jokes 2021
One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants.The man says “Oh just a beer”.The bartender asked the man “Whats wrong,why are you so down today?”.The man said “My wife and i got into a fight,and she said she would’nt talk to me for a month”.The bartender said “So whats wrong with that”?The man said “Well the month is up tonight”.๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐
Husband warning wife: these maids u like changing every month will bring us diseases in this house๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐
I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person. ๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐
My girlfriend asked if I would swim across the ocean for her, and I said Its freaking 2021, Ill rent a boat..๐๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐
Some people are like clouds when they go away the day gets brighter..๐ ๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐
Natural Death In a court, a murder case was brought to a judge...JUDGE: Did you kill this man?ME: No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. JUDGE: Case closed.๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐
Ant QuestionExam Question Q: How to kill an Ant (15 marks)A Student's Answer: Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar and keep it outside the Ants Hole. After eating, Ant will search for some water near a water tank. Push ant in to it. Now Ant will go to dry itself near fire. When it reaches fire, put a bomb into the fire. Then admit wounded Ant in the hospital. Remove oxygen mask from its mouth and kill the ant.MORAL: Dont play with students that can do anything for 15 marks!๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐
Biggest Mystery of Maths:1000s of years passed,Millions of theorems derived,Scores of formulas made,But stillX is unknown!!!๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐
Cheating BOYFRIEND: I cheated. GIRLFRIEND: Damn you! I hate you and let me tell you too that I cheated on you with your best friend. I even slept with your brother! BOYFRIEND: What?! GIRLFRIEND: Yeah, you heard me right. BOYFRIEND: I meant on my test you bitch!!!GIRLFRIEND: Oh!๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐
Teacher: I am beautiful. what tense is that? Student: Obviously past tense!๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐
Dentist warns his patient, “This might be a bit painful.” Patient: “That’s OK, I’ll handle it.” The dentist sighs, “For a while now, I’ve been having an affair with your wife.” ๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐
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